Ted and Bill's great adventure....

Yo dude, it's all made of tubes!
What, you mean like those straws you get in your Coke? (Did I say that right?)
Man, it sure is tough for Telco Dude, I mean, he's spent a lotta time an' money putting his tubes together and now everyone just comes in an' puts all this 'stuff' through them!
Stuff? Like what stuff, man!
Media, stuff, and internets. All kindsa shit, and they don't give Telco dude a dime! And more than that, Telco Dude can't even get his own shit down his own tubes!
Man, that sucks! What can we do to help Telco Dude, Ted?
We gotta get with the IMS program (air guitar...)! It'll help Telco Dude control all the evil-robot-us-es, and stop them from giving things away for free!
But Ted, we like free stuff!?
No, Bill, free is baaaaaad, free stuff just blocks up the tubes, and then Telco Dudes shit has to get in line. Once Telco Dude has IMS, he's gonna have ultimate power! He's gonna put so much shit in his tubes, we're gonna have shit everywhere, and, it's gonna be quality shit, man!
Yo, Ted, Telco Dude rocks! (air guitar...)

[I wish I could have done this as a YouTube posting with some video editing software, but sadly my skills are not sufficient! :)]